Sometimes life throws you stones....so get a net.
Sometimes life gives you opportunities to get ahead...then why the hell are you behind me?
When people walk up to you and say Hello...you say I know hell is low why are you constantly reminding me...
Stop and smell the roses...stop and pick up the bullshit your animal left behind..better yet if there's a homeless person help them out and pick up their shit too.
A breath of fresh air...have you smelled that lately...it's full of all kinds of chemicals...
I am there for you through thick and thin...damn baby I only gained 5lbs where did you go..
Blood is thicker than water...well that is true..but that blood will turn on you and leave you in the water to drown...